How much wood could a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Well, with our Woodchuck, you could chuck a LOT of wood & without chopping off any body parts.
Effectively, it’s a reverse wood chopping axe – no need to be wielding a big axe like Paul Bunyan – simply fold out the Woodchuck, place a piece of wood on the dual axe heads, tap in place with the supplied hammer and watch the wood starting to split. No need to find a hard surface to slam the wood and axe into and no need for the strength of Thor… so easy, even Miss Daisy could do it.
Kindling in minutes to the exact size you want – be the master of your fire – legends are born from less.
So next time you are asked : “How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?”, you can confidently answer “as much as you like!”